А теперь давайте посмотрим, понятны ли вам американские шутки без картинок (еле удержалась, чтобы не добавить смайлики к шуткам 🤪):
1️⃣ I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
2️⃣ Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: "So, shall we cross?"
The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
3️⃣ Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"
Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."
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1️⃣ I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
2️⃣ Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: "So, shall we cross?"
The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra."
3️⃣ Guest to the waiter: "Can you bring me what the lady at the next table is having?"
Waiter: "Sorry, sir, but I’m pretty sure she wants to eat it herself."
@i_like_eng #jokes
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Forwarded from I like English! (Надежда Ткачук)
A fairy tale with a happy ending:
one boy woke up on a wonderful winter morning, he didn't want to go to work... and didn't go.
Сказка со счастливым концом:
один мальчик проснулся чудесным зимним утром, не захотел идти на работу... и не пошёл.
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Do you work today? А вы сегодня на работе?
one boy woke up on a wonderful winter morning, he didn't want to go to work... and didn't go.
Сказка со счастливым концом:
один мальчик проснулся чудесным зимним утром, не захотел идти на работу... и не пошёл.
@i_like_eng #jokes
Do you work today? А вы сегодня на работе?
Давайте ещё немного потренируем тему с придаточными предложениями, где нам нужно использовать who, which, that, whose, where: https://t.me/i_like_eng/1137
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Всё ли вы помните и понимаете по этой теме? Оставляйте свои рассуждения в комментариях.
@i_like_eng #jokes #grammar
Всё ли вы помните и понимаете по этой теме? Оставляйте свои рассуждения в комментариях.
Forwarded from I like English! (Надежда Ткачук)
- Извините, я опоздал.
- Что случилось?
- Ничего. Я просто действительно не хотел приходить.
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- Что случилось?
- Ничего. Я просто действительно не хотел приходить.
@i_like_eng #jokes #memes
👀 Translate the joke in the comments:
One company owner asks another:
- Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?
Bill replies:
- Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.
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One company owner asks another:
- Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?
Bill replies:
- Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.
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After being inside for months, I decided to go out today.
The graphics were awesome, but the storyline is terrible.
storyline - сюжетная линия
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The graphics were awesome, but the storyline is terrible.
storyline - сюжетная линия
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Judge: Why did you steal the car?
Man: I had to get to work.
Judge: Why didn’t you take the bus?
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
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Man: I had to get to work.
Judge: Why didn’t you take the bus?
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
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at least - хотя бы, по крайней мере
to wag - вилять
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to wag - вилять
@i_like_eng #jokes
Translate the meme and write your version in the comments 😉👇