- Извините, я опоздал.
- Что случилось?
- Ничего. Я просто действительно не хотел приходить.

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One company owner asks another:
- Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?

Bill replies:
- Easy. 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.

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After being inside for months, I decided to go out today.
The graphics were awesome, but the storyline is terrible.

storyline - сюжетная линия

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Judge: Why did you steal the car?
Man: I had to get to work.

Judge: Why didn’t you take the bus?
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

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at least - хотя бы, по крайней мере
to wag - вилять

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