Shitcoin Guru
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Channel about shitcoins and how to survive in this environment. Tips to avoid scams, contract investigation, calls on legit projects.
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Had heart attack for a moment
Market is in such a weird state right now. Fear & greed rate turned greed again, price action pretty positive, but onchain volume, gas acts like it's peak bear season.
First time I see this I think. Waiting patiently and bulidng new stuff!.

P.S. #AI generation became insane for real.

https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1787212283354992751
Algotrading bot on the run with serious bugs fixed! Second strategy is almost ready to deploy as well! Stay tuned to the updates!
Bot testing here: https://t.me/gyozatrader

https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1787560567302988107
Wen moon?
What really upsets me in this market are criterias of being "Based"
1. LP locked for 2 weeks - "Based dev"
2. Banning "bots" (legit buyers) - "Based dev"
3. Running a timerug without even working alpha product for 2 years - "Based dev" (showcase alpha of ANYTHING can be done in under 6 month if it's being worked on)
4. etc...
This is really sad. Something should be reconsidered for sure.

https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1788960890919752191
Updated Alpha Hunter logic for $GYOZA looks good so far. Rare shots but accurate! More to come!
GYOZA DOCS HERE
https://twitter.com/Gyoza_erc20/status/1790055656071795194
This May is the 3 year milestone of my dayjob as crypto degen. In the following days I will try to describe my journey, give you some motivation and small tips on how to make it! Follow my X and don't miss it!
https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1791125289952526508
First rule of making it:
Forget about doing one and only "make it" trade. It will likely never happen to you. Mass media likes to spread the hype: "some guy invested 2 SOL and cashed out 100500 SOL 10 minutes after". Just take as granted that it will never happen to you. It will make things much easier.
You see 5 fig profits? Take them, don't wait for 6 fig. I've seen so many stories how people had 6-7 fig bags in some coins and held them to 0. Don't do that. Slow and steady, like climbing a mountain. This strategy is a LOT more rewarding, trust me. It may be difficult to get rid of this moonboi sentiment, but it's super crucial for the success!
https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1791518351224676599
Second rule of making it:
You need a solid risk management strategy. Main idea is to follow it by all means. My was pretty simple - I was tracking starting amount of ETH on trading wallets at the start and end of the day, thus logging each day PnL. For the first trade of the day I had simplest rule - closing position early to secure the positive outcome. Of course I missed some good runners due to exiting early, but I dodged so many dumps to 0 as well. So in long term this strat was profitable for me. Obviously you cannot have all days closing in profit (or at least at 0), but trying to minimize it was my way. Attaching the examples of my GoogleSheets where I log all the actions. I highlighted total daily profits in different colours to make it distinguished. Discipline, strict discipline, don't cheat, don't try to fool yourself, that's very crucial!
https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1791890393581130164
LFG! 3rd post about making it soon!
Third tip on how to make it, probably the most important one!
To maintain discipline you need to watch and secure your mental health. Getting rid of FOMO, emotional decisions is super critical for long term success!
What I do for this:
1. Take breaks, don't trade/work 24/7. Don't bother if u miss something, there will ALWAYS be a next one. At first, looking at something that is mooning without you is painful, but it's impossible to catch every mooner. You need to change your attitude to this! Staying calm and waiting for the next one. Everyone needs a break, relax time, etc.
2. Build up a security reserve fund. Money that you can spend on your living for the next 6+ months. It should be stables, ideally - cashed out, so you don't have temptation to spend it on another shitcoin shilled in your DM's. I've told you already, but repeating. What I do - every month I turn some % of income to stables. Price doesn't matter, consistency matters. It should become a routine. Pretty fast you will build up a solid fund that will grant a LOT of calmness for you. Nothing better soothes your nerves than understanding that you have enough money for the nearest future. I don't believe that "Money can't buy happiness". Bullshit, only losers follow this motto, sorry. Money is freedom!
WAGMI! More tips soon!
https://twitter.com/shitco1nguru/status/1792655123681804515
Fourth tip on how to make it!
This is easier to achieve after doing tip three steps of course! Crucial part is making passive income. By passive I mean really passive, so that you have to do NOTHING to maintain it. As I can see it now, for me it's different types of stablecoin vaults. Stablecoins, because you need your income to be not dependant on asset price. Most important rule here - diversification. DeFi imposes risks, even old, audited contracts might get exploited somehow, so NEVER ever keep everything in one basket.
Check the following link, sort the protocols by TVL and look for something interesting. TVL is sort of "safety" score, bigger is better (but APY will likely be lower) Absolute nobrainer is AAVE. Will share what I am using today. Many options around!
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https://defillama.com/yields?attribute=stablecoins
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Shitcoin Guru
Fourth tip on how to make it! This is easier to achieve after doing tip three steps of course! Crucial part is making passive income. By passive I mean really passive, so that you have to do NOTHING to maintain it. As I can see it now, for me it's different…
Starting with first one, AAVE the king. Super based project, lots of audits, probably safest around. I personally choose supplying on Arbitrum (low fees, one of the best APYs, 16+ % on USDC is damn awesome). Feel free to explore, I'd disperse funds between DAI, USDT and USDC on different chains to diversify the risks. Remember to DYOR! DeFi is still a risk!

https://app.aave.com/?marketName=proto_arbitrum_v3


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