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The Pick Up Lines
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The Pick Up Lines
I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!🤭😆

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Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.💗💞

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Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get🤭

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I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.🙈💗

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Have they already suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?

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Kiss me if I'm wrong.

But dinosaurs still exist, right?🤭😚

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You owe me a drink.

Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

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Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

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You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

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5 Cheesy Pickup Lines

1. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.🤭😽

2. Did we just board the Hogwarts
Express? Because it feels like we're headed somewhere magical.

3. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.🤭😂

4. If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.

5. Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.😆

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Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!😆💞

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Have I mentioned that I'm writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it's missing your number.

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My penis is a feminist because it stands up for you

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Man: Is there a vet anywhere around here?

Woman: I don't think so, why?

Man: (Whilst flexing his guns) Because these pythons are sick

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I’m not an expert at maths, but I’m great with numbers.

How about this, you give me yours and just wait to see what I can do with it.

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What's that amazing perfume you're wearing? Oh! That's just you? I can't get enough.

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I'm confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U.

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I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

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