The Pick Up Lines
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The Pick Up Lines
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The Pick Up Lines
Girl do you know what I wanna become? A astronaut! Because the next place I am gonna visit is Uranus

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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

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Are u airpod
because i wanna listen to u all night💕

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Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.👀💕

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

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To quote the poet Katy Perry, "You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream."

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Who doesn't love a good magic trick 😏 🤙 📲

Ready for a magic trick? Give me your phone, and I'll make my number appear.

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Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?🤭

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Do you know what I did last night?

I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.😘❤️

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You’re so attractive! You see, I just upgraded my graphics card just to admire your pictures even more.😌

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Did you hear about a new disease called

"BEAUTIFUL" ?

I think you're infected !😍

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You know what they say behind every successful man there's a woman, but if you wanted to switch positions i am with that too.😌😉

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I like to walk behind you not because off watching at your back. I just want to be sure that you are safe

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my girlfriend cheated on me so I took her wheelchair guess who came crawling back.🤷

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the doctor gave me 3 days to live so I killed the doctor then the judge gave me 70 years.🥲

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I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

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Feel my shirt, do you know what it is made of?

Polyester (they expect you to say boyfriend material)

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